Occupational Safety Officer Gifts

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Think Safety In All You Do!

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

AI Safety Officer

Cafe Burns.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Danger Falling Leaves

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Safety Barriers

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'