Occupational Safety Officer Prints

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Think Safety In All You Do!

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Cafe Burns.

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Danger Falling Leaves

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'