Occupational Health And Safety Officer Gifts

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

One last question before i take the job.

Safety meeting.

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

OH & S comes to Notre Dame.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Cafe Burns.

Time Out For Teddy

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Danger Falling Leaves

Caution signs.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."