Airforce Personnel Gifts

'This one's for coffee.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Take Off - Fly - Land.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I have more underneath."

Sidewinder on board.

'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

"I say!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."