Airforce Personnel Gifts

'This one's for coffee.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Take Off - Fly - Land.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I have more underneath."

Sidewinder on board.

'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Airport Security.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Where was the TSA?'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'At ease, soldier.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'