Retired Air Force Personnel Gifts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday Fly Past!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Retirement

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Tattoos sagging with time

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Birds on the wing

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

RAF plane ride.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

A Crown of Red Poppies

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Bombers drop pretzels

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!