Retired Air Force Personnel Gifts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday Fly Past!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Happy Retirement

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Tattoos sagging with time

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Birds on the wing

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Not now Kato!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

RAF plane ride.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Bombers drop pretzels

A Crown of Red Poppies

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!