Retired Military Personnel Gifts

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Trump

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Monuments

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Totalitarian Humour

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'