Retired Military Personnel Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for a retired military member? Discover a collection of products that pay tribute to their years of service with a touch of humor and appreciation. Perfect for commemorating their dedication and sacrifices, our items are designed to bring a smile and show your gratitude.

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'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.' mockup

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

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"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965." mockup

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...' mockup

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!" mockup

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

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Military Medals

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.' mockup

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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A Hard Look At Hard Looks

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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Trump

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Monuments

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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat." mockup

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

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'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?' mockup

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

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'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.' mockup

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

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'I was in the catering corps.'

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

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'At ease, soldier.'

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Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...' mockup

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

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Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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Totalitarian Humour

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Military style hedgehog

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'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

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'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.' mockup

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

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'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?' mockup

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

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Retired Military Personnel Gifts Collection

Retired Military Personnel Mugs

Explore our range of military appreciation mugs and find the perfect way to toast to their service with a touch of humor.

Retired Military Personnel Pillows

Add a patriotic touch to their home with pillows that celebrate military service and sacrifice.

Retired Military Personnel Prints

Decorate with prints that honor the bravery and dedication of retired military personnel with stylish and meaningful designs.

Retired Military Personnel T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that express pride and humor in military service—ideal for retired personnel or patriotic supporters.