Space Force Member Pillows

"I told you to slow down."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston, we have a problem."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Marry me astronaut

"Not now, Oliver."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Veterans Day US

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Camouflage Unit

Asteroid Bennu

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Glimpses One Dollar

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

The First Alien Contact

Bombers drop pretzels

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'