Tech Veteran Gifts

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Write about robots."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

CIA Recommended TVs

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Cyberwarfare

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.