Tech Veteran Mugs

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Write about robots."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Cyberwarfare

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

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