Prom Goer Gifts

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Demure lady with gloves

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Malcolm Sargent

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy