Proms Gifts

Rapunzel on prom night.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Wild West Prom Night

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

High School Prom Expenses

Summer Proms - then, now.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!