Premiership Fan Gifts

Tom Croft.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Jose Mourinho

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Martin Jol

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Go Britain!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

Football - How's my Diving?

Marcus Rashford

Chris Hughton

Hand picked by Fergie...

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

David Moyes

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

Cricket Prospects.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

Paul Lambert

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

Ruud Gullit's 'sexy football'

Brighton Bird

Roberto Mancini

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Accident with guns

He takes England's losses very personally.