Australia Fan Gifts

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'...I don't like your chances!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Australian punk

'Is that the beer talking?'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"I take it your team lost again!"

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Lawrence of Tasmania

Australian stress counselling.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I couldn't have done it without my mates!'

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around.'

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

Red Kangaroo

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"And so if anyone knows a reason why....ah the rugby team at the back."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Put some beef it, Philip - we can't have that rugger chap ruling the waves in OUR Britannia!'

Boy dressed as a Welsh dragon.

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'