Australian Culture Fan Gifts

Australian stress counselling.

Signpost In The Bush

Steve Irwin.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Ban budgie smugglers

Kangaroo-fisherman

101 Uses For a Dead Cat: Australian cork hat.

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

Australian punk

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Surfing koala.

Koala

Barristers

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Time for Tea!

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Boomerang cow.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Socks and Sandals

Pikey and Chav.