Australian Culture Fans Gifts

"Australian rules chess"

What kind of boomerang doesn't come back?

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

Koala

Surfing koala.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Australian punk

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Australian stress counselling.

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

Australian Submarine Controversy

Crocodile Tie

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Welcome to the British Museum...

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

Steve Irwin.

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'