Australian Aficionado Gifts

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Koala

"The knights of the round accent table"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Australian punk

Knights of the Round Whatever

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

Lawrence of Tasmania

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Steve Vizard

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Australian stress counselling.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

The Easter Bilby

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Ed Sheeran.