Australian Aficionado Pillows

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Koala

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Australian punk

Knights of the Round Whatever

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Lawrence of Tasmania

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Australian stress counselling.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

The Easter Bilby

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.