Australia Aficionado Pillows

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

Caution: This Vehicle Makes Sudden Hops.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

Happy Birthday!

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Researching the opossum article.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.