Australia Enthusiast Pillows

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."

Red Kangaroo

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Koala

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Tong!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Australian punk

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Lawrence of Tasmania

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

The Friendly Antipodes

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

Crocodile Tie

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'