Australia Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."

Red Kangaroo

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Koala

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Tong!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Donald Glover

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Australian punk

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Lawrence of Tasmania

Steve Vizard

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

The Friendly Antipodes

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'