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kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I'm a lager man meself.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

One hot dog!

A Bruce of Australians

Kangaroo with a taxi sign carrying passengers in its bag.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Surfing koala.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Australian punk

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Baby Marsupial On Board

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Austrailian Vollyroo

kangaroo with boxing gloves