Australian Enthusiasts Pillows

"Mum, Mum! My penpal from Australia doesn't eat insects: she's a bird-eating spider!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Tong!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Lawrence of Tasmania

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

The Easter Bilby

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Red Kangaroo

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

The Friendly Antipodes

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'G'Day!'

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Caution: This Vehicle Makes Sudden Hops.

One hot dog!

'Well, you could move to Australia where he would be less conspicuous.'