Australian Culture Afficionado Gifts

Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', 'British convicts' and 'Aussie soap stars'

Koala

The Selfie

Surfing koala.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Boomerang cow.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Australian punk

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

Easter Island