Australian Culture Afficionado Gifts

Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', 'British convicts' and 'Aussie soap stars'

Surfing koala.

The Selfie

Koala

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Boomerang cow.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Ether Island

Bernard Levin

Ghosts from around the world

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Australian punk

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Steve Irwin.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

Easter Island

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Steve Vizard

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."