Australian Culture Buff Gifts

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

"Your boomerang, sir."

Australian Submarine Controversy

Disposable Boomerang - 'Throw away after use.'

Australian Crawl

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Boomerang cow.

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Surfing koala.

Koala

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Barry Norman

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."