Australian Culture Buff Pillows

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

"Your boomerang, sir."

Australian Submarine Controversy

Disposable Boomerang - 'Throw away after use.'

Australian Crawl

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Boomerang cow.

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Surfing koala.

Koala

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Maypole

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'