Australia Admirers Gifts

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Koala

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'...I don't like your chances!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Australian punk

Lawrence of Tasmania

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

Red Kangaroo

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Crocodile Tie

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.