Prom Night Survivor Gifts

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Malcolm Sargent

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Summer Proms - then, now.

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

High School Prom Expenses

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Rapunzel on prom night.

Prom 2020

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

Waltz Crossing.