Prom Night Planner Pillows

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Dating is so expensive...

Blue Dress and Feather

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Margarita

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Malcolm Sargent

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Romantic Frogs

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

Romance

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."