Prom Night Planner Prints

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Margarita

Funnel of Love

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Malcolm Sargent

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Romance

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Romantic Frogs