Nighttime Planner Prints

"See you in the morning."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

scrabble love

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Romantic Frogs