Prom Planning Pillows

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Toast at the Ball

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "