Prom Planning Prints

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Toast at the Ball

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Proposing

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."