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'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

High School Prom Expenses

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Prom 2020