Sleepless Survivor T-Shirts

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

This coffee can keep you up

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Counting Sheep

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'