Moongazers Prints

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Head over Hooves

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Michael Jackson.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I'll take it!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'