Mountain Gazer Prints

Salesman on Holiday

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

A queue to a telescope pointed at two mountains

'Above the... Above the... Hmm... Above the what?'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'T.M.I.F.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man showing in the rain.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Well, that one got away."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"