Mountain Gazer Prints

Salesman on Holiday

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

A queue to a telescope pointed at two mountains

'Above the... Above the... Hmm... Above the what?'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man showing in the rain.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Well, that one got away."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Birds Following Witch.