Moonwatcher T-Shirts

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Did you bring more cars?"

Climbing to the moon