Moonwatcher T-Shirts

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Climbing to the moon...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Did you bring more cars?"

Climbing to the moon

Glimpses One Dollar

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'