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Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Dark money donor

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Desert Mirage

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

View from the Window

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'