Heavenly Horizon Gazer T-Shirts

'I lived on earth and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Hot Air Balloon

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sunrise and Sunset

"So what do you do for a living?"

Birds on the wing

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'