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Horizon.

Two horizons, no waiting...

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

Sunrise and Sunset

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

Pyramid UFO...

Suburban street.

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

I wonder what kind of welcome

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Boat to the Horizon.

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.