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Two horizons, no waiting...

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Dog says hi to a cat.

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

Sunrise and Sunset

Area 51: The Inside Story

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Pyramid UFO...

Suburban street.

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

I wonder what kind of welcome

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

Boat to the Horizon.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk