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Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Breakthrough

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Froh

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'You do Botox?'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

A skier and a paraglider

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Sunrise and Sunset

"No, not that button!"

The Great Rainbow of China

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'