Horizon Gazer T-Shirts

Sunrise and Sunset

"I'm going outside to scan the horizon."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Well, that one got away."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Birds Following Witch.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Hot Air Balloon