Horizon Seeker T-Shirts

Distance to horizon varies.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

The star hunters

"Be kind"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Most valuable element.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Hospital Departments

"I lost the groove."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'It's Blurred.'

The best relationships are silent.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Sunrise and Sunset

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Eureka

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

Graduation keynote speakers.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Children's questions

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Who's the artist?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."