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'Well that's certainly new!'

J2 Space-Time Institute: Where? When? We're working on it.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The World Wide Web.

dog vs UFO...

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Astronaut

Window in the Sky.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"No, not that button!"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Walken On Clouds

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"