Cloud Chaser T-Shirts

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

OOPS!

'I've outlived another airline.'

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

'This is your captain speaking, it seems that we've finally made it through the worst of the turbulence'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Hang glider.

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Angels wearing gas-masks as a plane goes by

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'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'Torrential rains were bad enough when it was just pouring water, but now that people store data in the clouds, it's even worse.'

'I don't know. It's so misty I can't see.'

Four apprehensive parachutists in a plane with no door.

"Oh, please... not again! Okay, it wasn't a good idea to choose a cloud in the airport approach corridor..."

'We're trying to unplug it.'

Man sees CCTV camera at gates to heaven

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

Heaven's Pearly Gates - handicapped entrance around the side.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Parachutists, "Damn I knew I'd forgotten to pack something"

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow

"Flying is my life."

Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"They said you wanted to talk to the one in charge?"

' No hitchhikers!'

Vaping cigarette

A part of our flight will be over the mountains...

"Ignore him, it's just Columbus discovering another cloud."