Heavenly Gate Gazer Mugs

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Dark money donor

Window in the Sky.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Desert Mirage

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

You are Here

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"