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"We weren't expecting you so soon...."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Closed Thursdays.

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Heaven Has VIP

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"For a while I was worried. I was afraid you wouldn't need locks up here."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

Dog Heaven

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"Stop that row!"

Passport to eternity

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

'Ah Mr Tom Champzeigne, let me see if you are one of our lucky winners.'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

Man sees CCTV camera at gates to heaven

"No! Bless you!"

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

Angel with you are here sign.

"I can explain everything!"

A Pearly-Gated Community.

"Cats!? Those devils are nowhere near here."