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"I can explain everything!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Cat statues on entrance gate

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'We are gathered here...'

Closed Thursdays.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

God's turnaround time.

Gates of heaven with bouncers

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

The truth about crop circles

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"OK, fine. I'll use one of yours."

"We weren't expecting you so soon...."

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

The gates of heaven have security cameras.