Kissing Gate Aficionado T-Shirts

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Closed Thursdays.

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

Richard I of England

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"Do we kiss these people?"

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

'This isn't either for my own good!'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

Beyond meet

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'Air guitar, air kisses - he's all hot air.'

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

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