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'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

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Two minds but with a single thought.

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Closed Thursdays.

Heavenly Take Out

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

Richard I of England

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

'This isn't either for my own good!'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

"Do we kiss these people?"

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

I'd kiss you goodnight, but I find it hard to stop after just one kiss. Hey, I'm willing to risk it, and I'm a recovering kissaholic.

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

Beyond meet

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

'Air guitar, air kisses - he's all hot air.'

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."