Kissing Gate Aficionado Pillows

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Closed Thursdays.

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

Richard I of England

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"Do we kiss these people?"

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

'This isn't either for my own good!'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

Beyond meet

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'Air guitar, air kisses - he's all hot air.'

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

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